Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Blow Dirt

Explosive diarrhea.

Clay: I love pizza but every time I eat it I blow dirt.

by ghost towne June 15, 2023

Downtown Dirt

Low quality marijuana usually found in an economically strained region.

"Hey man did you pick up any heady bud?"
"No man, all I was able to score was this downtown dirt."

by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

dirt dobbler

An unclean smelly person. One who does not wash, bath or shower on a daily basis.

Mona is a dirt dobbler ass ho.

by Ebeezymoneybags June 4, 2018