Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
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dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.
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Nathen-Garbage

Literally a person garbage at games , but calls himself/herself a professional at games.
You can use it to call people who are bad at games even though they may say they are quite good. It must always be Infront of the person's name to use it or it will have a different meaning. Nathen-Garbage is for describing people who are bad at games but say the are the best at them and are usually toxic.
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Floating island of garbage

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024
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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
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mikes garbage bin

a person who does not live up to another expectations
I finally go to now her but she is a mikes garbage bin
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reverse ejaculation garbage

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage
She ruined his orgasm by using the technic "reverse ejaculation garbage"
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