First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.

“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”

by Duke_Electra October 27, 2017

Fiesta

A word to describe something that is a mess or not going right.

My life is a fiesta right now.

by Kenessie January 28, 2019

First Jelfs

Also known as "first man". In any sporting event or petty competition involving elimination, "first jelfs" can be shouted by the first person eliminated and apparently they are magically allowed back in the game. Utter bullshit.

*playing drinking games*
All: "AHHH!! Richard you lost you shithouse! Get that shot down ya lad"
Richard: "Nah first jelfs".
*No shot consumed*

by wanderoo November 6, 2020

Taco Fiesta

The opposite of a sausage fest. When there are mainly only girls at a party.

Bro get over here right now. This party is hoppin. It's one hot Taco Fiesta.

by JWSZ August 8, 2009

feeling the fiesta

Used to describe a hangover

I got so wasted the other night that in the morning I was feeling the fiesta.

by Beckage B November 15, 2007

Lewis Hamilton McLaren First championship tittle

At age 22 in the 2007 Australian Gran Prix in Albert Park driving for McLaren-Mercedes Lewis started his F1 carreer. In his debut season he scored many podiums and wins,most notably the Japanese Gran Prix where he came out the best in treacherous conditions.He almost won that years title but due to gearbox issues at the start of the race he lost out to Kimi Raikonnen by just 1 point. The next year,2008 was a completely different story. Lewis was there to win but one slight problem was that the Ferraris were faster,but he succeded becoming the youngest F1 world champion by one point to Massa. This time he won 5 times ironically to Massa's 6 but his consistency proved vital at the last round in Interlagos,Brazil. Massa winning that race by 13 seconds to second place Fernando Alonso. Hamilton that time had been overtaken by Sebastian Vettel and would lose the championship in the tiebreaker had it not been for Timo Glock gambling staying on the dry tires with the rain intensifying with the infamous phrase by Martin Brundle "is that glock? is that glock going slowly?" Timo Glock after the race was asked if McLaren had paid him but that was not the case. Glock had lost grip on his dry tires on the wet weather and the two drivers (sebastian vettel and lewis hamilton) had caught up with him on the last corner and with Glock missing tire grip Hamilton stormed to the line to claim his first world championship tittle.

Lewis Hamilton McLaren First championship tittle has very one of the most amazing stories of F1

by Sbinnala master November 22, 2021

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS)

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity

I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).

by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009