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Flair Fifa is a A fuckboy. the worst kind of guy, or at least one who represents the worst trends of the present moment. Photo illustration by Lisa Larson-Walker, from a painting by Masaccio. A good insult requires no elaboration. We feel it before we understand it.
My god Flair Fifa is such a Flair Fifa
by FlairFifa no.1 fan June 26, 2017
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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The Fifth Dimensional Group

A society of individuals that are unknown to each other but are harmonically working together dimensionally by the result of their good behavior.
Creativity exceeds knowledge by the tangible behavior working in parallel with the fifth dimensional group of positive change.
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Yooo whats up smithy fifthy
I love you smithy fifthy
Smithy you are short as fuck
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Worst FIFA

All of them. They're all shite.
Bateson87: hey Nepenthez, whats the worst FIFA

Nepenthez: All of them. They're all shite.
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