fact violence

when you are attacked by an undeniable fact

A: How would you buy a car? You have no savings and you don't even have a job. I don't think you can afford gas either.
B: That's too much Fact Violence..

by halsjkdhf;ajs;dklfja;slj August 28, 2020

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Used to express intense agreement, implying that what was said is completely true, that it is "factual"

"Pissy Pumper would make a bad alternative title for Pissy Pamper by Playboi Carti."
"Facts."

by LetherG September 19, 2020

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Fact

The piece of flesh between the vagina and anus

Fact the bit of skin between the muk hole and the fuck hole if ya slip ya in the shit that’s a fact

by Gyprok September 21, 2020

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A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.

The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.

Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)

by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020

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