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Facebook Bet

When two friends make a bet. Instead of the loser having to pay money, they have to change their Facebook profile picture. However, they do not change it to just any picture. The loser of the bet signs on to Facebook and goes to their profile page. On the left side of the page are pictures of 6 friends (pictures are in a 2 by 3 rectangle). The loser then must change their profile picture to who ever popped up in the left upper-most corner of the 2 by 3 rectangle of friends. They must keep the picture for some pre-set amount of time.

The loser has one "page refresh" so they can they have a second chance of who pops up in the friends box.
Durn, I lost Bruno's Facebook Bet and then I had to change my profile picture to this girl I literally just met the other night. She probably thinks I am a huge creep. The worst part was that all my close friends kept commenting on it and "liking" it so that everyone would see.
by 7Raulpie September 26, 2010
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facebook binge

The act of going on Facebook 'just to check it for a few minutes' and suddenly finding that it's 3 or 4 hours later and you have no idea where your afternoon went. Commonly occurs when 'quickly checking Facebook' is used as a break in studying/tidying/other necessary but dull tasks.
Oh dear, I was only checking my wall, but now it's four hours later and I've still not started my essay... what a Facebook binge.
by Aoife303 June 18, 2007
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Facebook denier

Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".

The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.

Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??

Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013
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Facebook Fact

Complete bullshit stat circulated on facebook as if it is the gospel truth.
Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
by Oater September 20, 2012
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Facebook grenade

A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.
Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.

Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.

Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011
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Facebook probation

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
by tdbmachine January 6, 2008
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facebook player

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.
Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009
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