death erection

1. The most awesome metal band of all time.

2. Upon being hanged, the last action is a violent orgasm and erection, called a death erection.

Hey man, did you see death erection last night?

Yeah man. they're fucking great.

by beau gordon February 9, 2010

Nerd erection

Achieving a "metaphoric" erection by satisfying one nerd's fantasies

"Dude I just got a nerd erection this afternoon. I got my Core 2 Quad today."

After a girl that I really like waved at me, I got a nerd erection.

by lkegley9 February 9, 2009

erectionate

to behave in such a manner or to move one's self in such a way to cause an erection in another person.

bonerification, hardonify, erectionate, erectionating

by Rob Blair January 21, 2009

Erectionitis

where you cant get your erection to go away even after you've had gratuitous amounts of sexual intercourse of which you came 2x still have a hard on and a hand/blowjob wont even fix it nor will masturbating yourself. and when you sleep you wake up n its still there.

I have erectionitis ive had this boner for 7 hours now :(

by Dixon sider February 25, 2011

Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

Erection of Firearms

A group of seven or more firearms that cause 'Muricans to become erect. Like a gaggle of geese but with guns.

Sean put his erection of firearms into the trunk and the suspension sagged about 2 inches.

by Wholesome Sean September 4, 2021