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Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist
by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
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Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter
that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet
by theurbanverman September 2, 2025
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Epitoglomonous

The final hurdle to accomplishing one's goals toward happiness or self-fulfillment
After surpassing the epitoglomonous of the week, I will finally move on with my life.
by xRetnuh September 16, 2025
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Epsteinth Time

1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.

2. The closest number to infinity.

Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.

In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.

2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.

3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
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Epsteined

When somebody tricks you into thinking that they did something even though you rare bluffing; ie: faking your own death
Jeffrey Epstein epsteined everyone by faking his own death.
by NEhz_75 November 3, 2025
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Epstein Fallacy

The mistaken belief that someone can’t be underage just because they’re shown or portrayed in a sexual context.
A: “Are you sure she’s 18?”
B: “Have you seen her videos? She acts way older.”
A: “Man… that’s the Epstein Fallacy.”
by Bratman7 November 26, 2025
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epstein frig fellers

its when you call jeffery epstein up and he comes to your house and profusely penatrates you and your families anal columns until he busts in all of you then he recites the words "epstein fck nggers" then he pulls a bong out of his anus and lights up.
"tonight I'm gonna epstein frig fellers"
by sopeli fisherwood December 2, 2025
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