Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

English class

A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart

It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!

by 0110001000 July 13, 2021

English Accordion

verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.

"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"

"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."

"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."

by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014

english roulette

the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.

person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"

by Scott2357 May 13, 2016

English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018

Plain English

The English language that understandable, even by Average Joe, Underages, or Elderly people

Speak plain English, please

-Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen

by Sir. B March 4, 2021

nasty english

Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.

"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"

by P. Dub May 20, 2007