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empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).
Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...
by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011
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employerism

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

A portmanteau of the nouns 'employer' and 'voyeurism', which when blended can either signify the act of searching for an employer or the practice of an employer when looking to fill a position.

Derived from the words 'voyeur' meaning 'one who looks' and 'employer' meaning 'one who makes use of'. The term employerism places an emphasis on the hidden and secretive connotations of the word 'voyeur', denoting a clandestine and thus superior form of knowledge based employment search.
"employerism is the name of the game if one wishes to embark upon a more productive job hunt!"
by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012
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employerism

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

the preferred terminology used among the management hierarchy of a business establishment in reference to native ideas and common interests related to their particular field.

Similar to slang or short-hand (i.e. employer's jargon).
"'EOE' is a common employerism meaning -equal opportunity employer"
by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012
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empty barrel

An empty barrel makes the most noise when it is knocked. When you call someone an "empty barrel" you are calling them stupid or a moron, as in nothing in your head.
This empty barrel shouldn't comment on the situation because she doesn't know what she's talking about.
by lightprovider October 22, 2017
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Empty Barrel

An attention seeking individual whose full of hot air but makes a big noise about what they "think" they know.
There are two types of people in this world.

1. Those who actually "know" what they're talking about.
2. Those who "think" they know what they're talking about. An empty barrel.

Jack: That politician really puts on a convincing show but she really has no idea what she's talking about! She's an empty barrel.
by The Brodsters October 21, 2017
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Empty minded

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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tit-emporium

an emporium or gallery of tits and there greatness
timmy went to the tit-emporium to witness the wonder of tits DD+
by simplydelicious December 29, 2010
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