Elijah

a fucking whore who acts better than everyone one because he's lonely and is always losing friends because he's toxic and gaslights them.

elijah called me a flat cunt he's such a whore!

by nignig1234 December 10, 2022

Elijah

Elijah's are sweet people but THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR WHO I LOVE SOSO MUCH is sweeter than all of them combined. He always knows how to make you feel loved and worthy and he always knows how to cheer you up or make you laugh when you're feeling low. Whenever you are in doubt, he will always be there to reassure you on things. He is a very caring and lovable person and which you will find his company to be rather comforting. He makes you feel safe. E may seem intimidating at first but when you grow close to him, you will see the true side of him show who is SO ADORABLE AND SO PRECIOUS. YOU'D JUST WANT TO SQUISH HIS PRETTY FACE AND GIVE HIM MANY SMOOCHIES. Elijah is smart but dumb and is a nerd at games like cards or science games which i find rather cute. Eli gives me the butterflies effortlessly and i feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I'm talking with him. I will treat Eli with full respect and cherish him 'til death parts us. He deserves everything. He's MY everything. <3 (He even owns cute cats BUT JUST A CAUTION HE WILL TEMPORARILY STEAL CATS THAT SHOW UP AT HIS DOOR/WINDOW but don't worry he treats them well and lets them out eventually heh <:D)

"Elijah/Eli is such a handsome young man"

by Someone whos gay December 11, 2022

Elijah

Nothing else to say he is HIM

Look at Elijah that man is him

by Chicken1838 December 19, 2022

elijah

bro is the biggest prick ever, dude gives no fucks about how his actions affect others.

elijah is the most self centered man i've ever met

by monastrous January 6, 2023

Elijah

Loves your mom

Elijah

by 1923as January 10, 2023

Elijah GD

Elijah is attractive, a little on the bigger side, and likes lots of junk food like taco bell. But if you look past his weird side and get to know him, he can be pretty chill. Also he can poo in less than a second tho which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1: WOAH... That fella over there is so annoying gosh I just hate him.
Speaker 2: Nah, that's Elijah GD. He can poo in less than a second.

by Mr.Pork January 13, 2023

Elijah

The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.

"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."

"I think I'm in love with Elijah."

by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023