not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”
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Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!
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Get the Ejaculation (02/12/2025). mug.A sexual act in which an individual(typically a himbo top)simultaneously ejaculates and releases a loud gaseous bowel movement onto another individual(typically a boykissing femboy)alongside the ejaculated content.
Sean: Oh I’m really close baby, you want me to ejacushart on you again?
Colins: Holy shit you’re so hot daddy yes pleaseeee
Colins: Holy shit you’re so hot daddy yes pleaseeee
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Get the ejaculationbot69 mug.The act of ejaculating while performing “CUAT” (Consultant User Acceptance Testing).
Normally those that have the “test taking” interest or office task interest.
Normally those that have the “test taking” interest or office task interest.
1) “Hey man why did you leave the office early?”
2) “Sorry, I had a ‘ejacuatiom’ because of the test…”
2) “Sorry, I had a ‘ejacuatiom’ because of the test…”
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During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
The college football players were disappointed not to have been selected to play in a major bowl game, but were psyched to be going to the Ejaculation Bowl.
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
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