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Call of duty 

A game made by treyarch infinity ward and sledgehammer games who are great company's but it's the players that are complete BS like faggots who noobtube and the annoying little RUNTS who spawn camp with SMGs around the corners who have stupid spray bottle laughs like a window cleaner and those who use the chopper to spawn kill EVERY SINGLE TIME I liked the good old days when faggots noobtubers werent a thing
I play call of duty bruhh
Call of duty by Memer/fanny pack March 18, 2019

Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 

A recently released (November 2022) game that is a sequel/revamp to Call of Duty: Warzone. This game either makes you feel like a literal god or a mentally stunted 4 year old. Not to mention the new DMZ gamemode where dying makes you lose all your shit. Little Timmy can ruin your day by running you over on your last match of the night when you were seconds away from a successful exfil. That is, if you can even make it to exfil before the AI with literal aimbot can wipe your squad with two bullets from 1,000,000 meters away. But, look! You can get Ghost (from modern warfare 2!!!) for the low, low price of $99.99
"Hey, you tryna hop on Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 later?"

"Thanks, but I'd rather kill myself."

The worlds best call of duty mobile player 

A fat virgin who can’t afford a console or pc
There’s the Spencer the worlds best call of duty mobile player he gets no bitches

call of duty 

a term used to describe smoking weed on a weekend night
then trying to play call of duty while high
Tanner: So dude, what did you do this weekend?

JP: Worked and played some call of duty.

Tanner: Why the fuck would you play that game?

JP: No, no dumbass i played CALL of DUTY

Tanner: Ohhhhh duuude nice

call off duty 

When your girl's giving you head but you tell her to stop because you have a kill streak in call of duty
Girl: Babe why isn't this turning you on?
Guy: I have a kill streak in cod right now. Got to call off duty.

Call of Duty: World at War 

A fun world war II game, similar to that of Call of Duty 4. A game in which PrZ DismaY will shit on you in, number 1 gamebattles team. Even tough there are way too many 10 year olds who play this game its still fun to hear them cry afterwards.
PrZ DismaY will shit on you in Call of Duty: World at War

call of duty 

another way of explaining you had a night of rowdy sex
Sally:
Why was there screaming coming from your room all night?

Pamela:
I was playing Call of Duty all night long

(then everything thinks you're cool)