Duece

a Turd.

Oh man, did you see the size of that duece I just dropped?

by rapscalion October 14, 2003

il Duce

Literally translates to "The Duce" in English. A name similar to Fuhrer, self proclaimed on Benito Musollini to parallel himself to Adolf Hitler. He was simply Hitler's bitch, lackey and homosexual love interest from the beginning of WWII to the very end. He was removed from office in 1944 and hid in Italy's mountains for months before being rescued by the Germans. He was shot and hanged upside down in 1945 in a town square somwhere in Italy, nobody really gives a shit exactly where it happened.

Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

by Mike Potter September 23, 2005

du3ce

A 24 year old homosexual that enjoys objects inserted into his anus.

"O hai, my names du3ce and I'm auditioning for this gay porn"

by fart lick October 11, 2008

duecegroping

to grope ones duece.

Daemon screamed as Jeff was duecegroping him

Daemon screamed as Jeff was duecegroping him

by x69peenpoon69x May 23, 2014

Dulie

the black verson of the word dude.

young black male 1: what up dulie
young black male 2: what up

by Rapheal Rudolph May 19, 2004

double duce

A twenty-two ounce bottle of beer or malt-liquor. Sometimes people refer to twenty-four ounce bottles of beer as double duces.

I just drank a double duce of colt 45

by Mista 40 August 13, 2008

Duece Duece

when there are 2 gurls and 2 guys getting drunk and the girls pull out the guys huge weiners and one girl sucks one guys weiner while the other sucks the other guys weiner....then a magical thing happens the girls switch off and start sucking the opposite guys weiner

Yo them tricks t and c gave me and my boy a duece duece last night.

by Master duecer 86 October 16, 2009