cock door

quite simply the door for the cock or beef curtains!

oy you chant let me put my sausage in your cock door!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004

suicide door

1. a 2nd story or higher door that has doors leading straight into a fall to the ground.

2. what causes retired cops to act sometimes somewhat paranoid.

see Winchester Castle for a place with a lot of suicide doors

my grandpa died tragically when he accidently stepped through a suicide door.

by nathaniel spritzner December 28, 2005

blowing doors

To be extremely messed up on ecstasy.

Man we were blowing doors after everyone ate that last pill.

by djtime August 4, 2006

Racist Door

The racist door is a figurative/metaphorical door that is opened when somebody makes a racist comment. This either allows for further racist comments or it allows for the retort: "You are a racist" or words to that effect, thereby closing the racist door.

Coined on Mock The Week, by Frankie Boyle, when someone made a racist comment against Scotland (his homeland) and he replied: "Thanks for opening the racist door for me."

"Hello children, shall we see what's behind the racist door today? Oh, it's ching chong chinaman."

<hears racist comment> "Does anybody hear a creaking door?"

- Frankie Boyle

by LemonZeppelin September 12, 2009

Blue door

Blue doors indicate a place where evil lurks. It is most often a secret communication to other evil-doers, informing them it is one of their establishments. Any number of evil rituals happen in these establishments in secret (ie: after hours, hidden rooms, etc)

“Oh look Hillary, that bar has blue doors.”

“Duh, Bill, we’re having pizza with walnut sauce there tonight with Marina and John!”

“Yum! Hopefully hotdogs with maps too!”

by bbnico June 15, 2019

cellar door

the entrance to a subteranian labrinth or area made of wood or metal, may also allow access to a cellar(s)

the young girl would sneak down to the cellar at night and erotically caress the door

by feeeegattt September 5, 2003

Revolving Door

The act of eating food while you are taking a shit.

I was so hungry that I just couldn't wait. I had to get the revolving door going.

by Captain Carismo August 12, 2009