Balloon diver

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it

Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver

by The Growner June 5, 2017

muddy donkey diver

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

by Marg24 July 6, 2015

Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.

"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"

by OfficialDG March 22, 2017

Diversity

difference between cultures. Although I am a liberal i do agree it has been taken to an extreme. People don't understand that other people's cultures do not need to be forced upon others. All that is needed is simple recognition. Everyone should be allowed to do their thing whether it is christmas, kwanza, or whatever. The difference is they should not have to abolish their own culture to avoid hurting other groups feelings. Wehn you played with your barbies on the playground, if another kid didn't like your barbie, that didn't mean you had to throw it away did you? No! the other kid just didn't play with it

by a smart one July 22, 2003

Dookie Diver

One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)

1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.

by Batesville December 7, 2006

Diversifying your Cock-folio

The act of purposely hooking up with girls of various races so that your "cock-folio" (list of girls you have gotten with) is diverse.

Bro 1: "I think that Indian girl is really hot."

Bro 2: "Then go hit that. You need to be diversifying your cock-folio!"

by B.B. Skullfucker August 5, 2010

Mexican sausage diver

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.

Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.

by megurineluka May 19, 2016