tre deuce

.32mm pistol

fill ya stomach wit rounds from my tre deuce

by jgrizz September 1, 2003

Pump a deuce

to have a bowel movement; to shit

Would you be mad if I pump a deuce at your place?

by Ponny Ponz August 27, 2006

deuce bomb

a shit

Lemme call you back, I gotta go drop a deuce bomb.

by Gor January 22, 2003

the double deuce

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.

My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce

by Trogdor June 3, 2003

deuce gravy

the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.

"damn, i just finished wiping and i still got some deuce gravy left"

by dkyard May 22, 2009

Doo Deuces

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.

I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"

by LafayetteYette October 21, 2010

deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.

After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?

by deucerocket November 8, 2010