Detroit Soccer

A variant of soccer in which the other team is using your goalie for a doormat. Cleaning artifical turf out of your teeth and ad a cleat mark on the face are good signs that Detroit Soccer has been initiated. Also see no quarter.

The game reverted to some Detroit Soccer when I cleated the left wing in the face.

by earthworm alien June 8, 2004

Detroit

Cool city but not Chicago.

Folks like Sparty get off our dicks.

by Quickdraw January 9, 2005

detroit

Sixth-worst city in America, after Cleveland, Omaha, LA, Chicago and Boston.

But then again, it's still infinitely superior to Omaha, and only mildly inferior to the seventh-worst city: Baltimore.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

Detroit Tigers Fans

My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much

well just look at their record

by Matthew December 12, 2003

Detroit, MI

The place where Toronto, Canada ships it's garbage.

Mayor of Toronto: Oh no! What are we going to do with all this garbage?
City Councillor: No problem. It's okay, eh, we can just ship it to Detroit, MI.
Mayor of Detroit: Yeah, guys, it's okay with me.

Mayor of Toronto: Good work Councillor.

*privately to Councillor*
Mayor of Toronto: Now if only we could convince them to trade Hockey Teams with us.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010

detroit red wings

One of the oldest teams in the NHL, they are widely considered one of the best teams in the NHL today, and that is is mostly true. However, now, they are mostly just a bunch of old guys (Chelios, take a hint you old useless douche) and need to stop getting their asses kicked by Colorado.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Detroit is Hockeytown!
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.

by guitarhero2 November 1, 2006

Detroit

A wannabe Minneapolis. Wants to have stuff like the mall of america.

Detroit guy: We came up with the city thing first! Minneapolis guy: sorry to say this but look: Minneapolis: made in 2003! Detroit: Nade in 2008!

by Hi I Am Mr Bobby March 21, 2017