Dairy Swirl

when a male ejaculates onto a lactating female's nipples and then proceeds to lick the ejaculate off along with the milk produced by the female

"ever since I started lactating, Bob won't stop asking me to do dairy swirls!"

by noregerts69 December 14, 2016

darryls eyes

When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"

Damn, you can only see sidewalks, must be having a darryls eyes

by pornchub February 7, 2017

Dairyppression

1. The oppression forced upon humans by cows by the use of dairy products.
2. A feeling of depression due to the quantity of dairy products you use.
3. Cows forcing us to be dependent on dairy products but knowing how they contribute to global warming in turn slowly making Earth uninhabitable.

Today I felt really dairyppressed due to how much milk I drank. The cows are intensifying their dairyppression.

by elliot521 March 2, 2017

Dairy trained

Insertion of any dairy products into one’s partners asshole as a means of sexual fore play.

So I have some yogurt in the fridge, wanna get dairy trained?

by Pickle Reid April 18, 2018

Dairy Jock

A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.

Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????

by Jockbreeder96 November 18, 2017

dairy me

Cover me in sperm

I want you to dairy me so much Luke Walker from earby

by Vape King 420 November 30, 2017

daerneth

One who can create greatness with the refuse of mere mortals....one who is the host with the most. A handsome man who has to beat off the women...not himself.

He is a Daerneth

by Lucie fur May 25, 2018