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Cupcake Rape

When someone is held down and forced to eat against their will. The act is usually done by a female, and food is usually, but not limited to, sweets such as cupcakes. The most common victims are those on diets.
Emma jumps on top of Joe, who is on a diet. She then has her friends Paige and Lily hold him down and attempts to shove a cupcake down his throat. Joe screams "Help! Cupcake Rape!"
Cupcake Rape by Js1994 November 1, 2011
A fluffy cake like desert mostly topped with icing. A cupcake is made like the texture of cake so its just like cake in a cup shaped wrapper. Mainly delicious I luv them.
Other person: OMG You Make Cupcakes????!?!??

Me: Uhh Yeah

Other person: *Stuffs face with cupcakes*

Me: HEY!!!
Cupcake by Nanamuu19 August 9, 2012

japanese cupcake

Can only be accomplished when the recipient is utterly intoxicated: any substance works. The act of tricking somebody who is completely intoxicated, "out of it", into the honest belief that you stuck a wrapped japanese cupcake up his or her ass. By which you really just stuck it in his or her left coat pocket.
John, you just got japanese cupcaked!
japanese cupcake by Barnabie Jones January 16, 2009

The Cupcake

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis,

then licks it off,

then bites it
Dude 1: yo man last night i got a the cupcake
Dude 2: how was it?
Dude 1: it felt good.....until he did the second part
Dude 2: ouch!
Dude 1: ouch indeed. i still got the bite marks to prove it
"This cupcake has a candle, just for you."
cupcake by Kiki Muse October 13, 2011

Captain Cupcake 

One who is the master of being stepped on, used, and abused by others. This individual is so passive in behavioral manners that they both tolerate and welcome such actions taken by others.
1. That dude is such a captain cupcake, his daughter is always milking him for cash and people are using him for free labor.
Captain Cupcake by CowboyAg February 4, 2007