Fried chicken crispy wings

Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.

A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch

by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022

Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

common crispy W

When the famous streamer crispy twerks on stream and his massive juicy ass claps, or when crispy calls you baby and you swap your phone to your left hand

Chat: yo crispy just showed me his wee wee common crispy W

by Niggerballs420 October 20, 2022

Crispy

When you hear it you just know what it means. It is universal— it is everywhere, all the time. It is all around us and the breath that fills the lungs of language.

“The weather is really crispy rn.”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did

Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!

by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021

Crispy Stroke

When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.

I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!

by Ksuave April 19, 2022