Cream Xstream

When you creampie a girl and then hammerfist her stomach shooting the fresh semen out at high velocities

I was trying to surprise stacy last night with something kinky by giving her a cream Xstream and I bruised her stomach so bad she couldnt go to class today.

by RSH_JEWBACCA September 25, 2018

Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

Honey cream

When you ejaculate on a bee hive

Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!

by Ligmaballs123456 July 24, 2018

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011

Ghetto cream

Theme fat tubs of ice cream

Wow that’s a lot of ice cream
Me no that’s ghetto cream

by Brandon8716 November 3, 2020

quickies and cream

The term you use to describe the feeling when you want both a tasty dairy desert and a good time but not a long time.

To your tinder date: “hey meet me outside coles for a quickies and cream. The ice cream is on sale”

by Neverbeentoeurope January 15, 2018