Craig

God

Man number 1Have you heard about god

Man number 2 you mean Craig

by Craiglover2010 May 31, 2021

craig willacy

defender of blakelaw, snipper of dustys, crusader of ketamine

"you sniffed that much ketamine?! you are a real craig willacy!"

by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023

Craig

A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!

Did you see how he wrecked that jerk client? What an absolute Craig!

by Starvictorious January 31, 2022

Craig

A teacher that will seem nice when you first meet them but after a while will start annoying you to the point of wanting to commit scooter ankle or drink bleach

Mrs Craig just assigned us a 20 pg essay

by ExileGodMode May 24, 2019

Craig

Me

I am Craig Tucker lol. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars t.

by Claire/Craig Tucker October 2, 2023

craig wilson

A dick who loves cock <3

Craig Wilson loves cock!

by EllieLovesYou September 6, 2014

Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.

Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!

by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020