Crabies

Cranberries + rabies

Used to to insult someone or express anger.
Can just be used as a meaningless expression (word) to yell.
Also can be used as a substitute for "rabies."

Origin similar to craisins (cranberries + raisins).

Susan: CRAAAAAABIES!!!!!!

Steve: Why do I suck at this??
Donna: Because you have crabies.

Beth Ann: AHHHH I'M SO MAD... CRABIES!!!!

Random guy: I just saw a squirrel outside foaming at the mouth. I think it had crabies.

by Sasha Rabies May 27, 2010

Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

ukrainian love cradle

A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.

Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.

Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.

Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...

by slimjoe123 December 24, 2009

xbox usb cable

Cable used to convert from Xbox controller port to USB female port.

Neil, where is my fucking USB cable you lazy prick

by snookmz March 20, 2005

robbing the cradle

Mission in Thief 3.

Scariest mission in a game. Ever.

I could only play Robbing The Cradle for 5 minutes last night because it was too creepy.

by TGKF September 22, 2004

cradle of filth

the g8est band ever

probable the best fuckin metal band in the world no other can beet cradle of filth
dani filth fuckin ace ass front man i mean u could never fuckin beet him he is the almighty

there have bin 2meny other ppl in this band 2 name like charles hedger fuckin god
dave pybus fuckin wiked bassist
back up vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva fuck chick rocks
rosie smiths keyboardest godess umung other ppl

by natty the metal head February 26, 2009

tork a wicked cable

the act of taking a wicked mean shit, which requires alot of squeezing and ultimately pinching it off, and consumes a great amount of time

After dinner, Will got up and proudly announced that he had to go tork a wicked cable

by troy lutz January 8, 2006