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abercrombie cowboy

A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.
Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"

Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."
by ALittleFartherSouth April 23, 2014
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Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"
by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016
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french cowboy

A very attractive French man riding a girl who moans a lot during sex
That girl I was with last night really made me a French Cowboy
by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017
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heartbroken cowboy

An internet meme used to depict upset at an event or outcome.
Heartbroken cowboy is heartbroken by the tragedy in Greece.

When my little brother sees his goldfish has died, he's going to be a totally heartbroken cowboy.
by Andellic July 17, 2018
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Anal Cowboys

A gang founded in 2007 in Otaki, New Zealand.
Well known for travelling New Zealand and having GOOD TIMES!!
Sponsored by Dou Bros.
Man those Anal Cowboys are so hardcore... at having good times!!
by stupid retard January 24, 2019
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Spicy Cowboy

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!
by 090iop January 10, 2020
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sad cowboy

someone who is lonely and jealous of their friends who are in a relationship.
guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there
by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020
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