The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
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Get the Karen on a couch mug.The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
by fundlebubble November 12, 2017
Get the fast couch mug.Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
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Get the couch shaman mug.Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.
or,
Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.
and
Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
or,
Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.
and
Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
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A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.
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