Cojure

Adjective that means the modified object is neither a pig nor a banana.

Man, that shit is so kosher it's not even kosher - it's cojure.

Can you recall what the suspect looked like?
No man, but I can tell you he was definitely cojure.

by Meister Troizimias March 20, 2009

Cojones

Pronounced (cuh-jōn-z)

What men have for being MEN

"See him tackling that zebra naked? COJONES BITCH!"

by ZMasterSword October 12, 2008

council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

conjunck

the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl)

That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Cajun Shirt

N. When a shirt is worn tied around the face like a ski mask, usually for the intention of hiding your identity for the purposes of committing a crime. Popularized in New Orleans.

Man, we looked like the Taliban the way we had dem cajun shirts tied around our faces.

by Pimps Mackenzie January 26, 2010

cojones en el fuego

When the need for a cold beer bottle resting in your crotch has to be satisfied.

Scott sought relief with bottle of "The Poet" for his cojones en el fuego...

by Sons of The Old Northwest November 22, 2011

counch

Just a weird sounding word that came up to me one afternoon and I decided to define it as follow: a counch is person laying lazy in bed cause of an injury but who should actually get up

He fell mountain biking this weekend and now hes become a counch

by Procouncher October 31, 2020