Clunt

Slang, Vulgar. A girl you can't stand but hook up with anyway because the sex is good.

Man, Stella's such a clunt. I hate her but the sex is just too awesome to give up.

by Cpt. Bravo McAwesometrousers August 19, 2010

Cluster Fuck

A song by the popular group Boom Thread, describing a crappy day where everything goes wrong.

"This day is lookin like a complete clusterfuck and Im damn near sick of it"

by tony, fuck off May 24, 2005

clustercunt

The total annihilation of a situation. Something that exceeds being FUBAR or a clusterfuck.

Ohmigod, did you hear what happened with that big project? When management stepped in, it became a total clustercunt.

by Spydoggie September 23, 2008

Clart

shit, poo

awwwww, there's clart on the ground AGAIN? the dog needs to be trained

past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower

by Senathan Rome April 24, 2011

Clunt

Noun. A woman who spends every weekend at "the club''. These types of women can be found inside your local trendy club every weekend, surrounded by douchebags in blazers, while sipping a vodka cranberry. They are easy to spot because they are usually wearing mini skirts so small that vagina lips are usually visible while they're standing up.

"Dude, my buddies tried to hook me up with this chick at a club last weekend, she was hot but she was such a clunt."

by candle weiners April 13, 2009

Clunt

Clunt
combination of clunge & hunt. where a person goes out on the hunt for some clunge.

Jcon. 'you doing much tonight?'

RoadKill. 'yeah.'

Jcon. 'sweet, what are you doing?'

RoadKill. 'going out on the clunt.'

by Road.Kill March 7, 2010

cluster fuck

The advanced sexual act (usually performed in the 'doggie' position) in which the female (or receiver) swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string. At the point of orgasm the male (or giver) yanks on the string; retrieval of bacon and gagging should ensue.

I cluster fucked your mum

by blastStu November 29, 2007