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clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
by wch-meister September 26, 2015
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Clown Mask

A "Clown Mask" is created when two men have a threesome with a woman and finish by ejaculating onto each others hands, high-fiving and then slapping the woman in the face simultaneously, after which one of them bops her on the nose. Giving the white-faced red-nosed appearance of a clown.
"Me and Pat gave Honey a clown mask last night."
by Sailor E May 8, 2010
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Head Clown

Degrading, punitive term that refers to someone in a position of authority; such as a CEO, director or manager.
"It's not a surprise that the company is falling apart with Head Clown James running the show."
by Dwolff52 June 10, 2017
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Clown cam

When someone is caught lacking and is doing silly behavior
Guys just doing some Tom foolery. It's all fun and games till he's caught on clown cam
by Gh nigga September 21, 2019
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Gutter clown

A girl wearing so much make up that Pennywise wouldn't touch it
You catch that gutter clown over there?

Yeah, she's just missing the balloon.
by 99 Bottles February 15, 2018
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corner clown

Look dad there's another one of them corner clown mom caught you with
by Larcol August 22, 2016
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twisty the clown

american horror story freakshow clown boy who was misunderstood :(
they spread LIES about him that ruined his life when all he wanted to do was be a good clown and make kids happy and smile and laugh

but instead everyone believed the mean rumors to the point where he thought he was doing the right thing but became a bad clown boy :(

not his fault
"who's your favorite american horror story character?"
"Definently Twisty the Clown ! poor guy he tried his best but was set up for failure"
by gothclowngirl July 27, 2019
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