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Closet Warfare

An act that occurs in multiplayer games. Primarily the act is conducted in a a small confined area near a high traffic area. Those that implement closet warfare tend to be homosexual males that struggle acquiring kill points with out implementing closet warfare tactics. Besides display their crooked sexuality in game, these player also enjoy sucking big hairy balls in their spare time.
Hey lets kill that queer hiding by the staircase, he's using closet warfare.
by Shockwave1972 April 25, 2011
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Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.
Mario has been living as a closet babe.
by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022
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Clear the closet

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)

Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time

Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)

Bro 2 : yes G

Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
by magnet977 November 25, 2019
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Closet Crosser

n: a person who secretly will wear articles of clothing meant for the opposite sex.
I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.
by Rakis July 24, 2018
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
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closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.
Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.
by Azmodeus July 6, 2017
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