A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out
1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"
by Dragon Dragin' May 19, 2016
Get the closet skeletonmug. Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
Get the closet jerkmug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
Get the johnny closetmug. 
Get the Duplex Closetmug. (Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018
Get the chair closetmug. An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone August 16, 2013
Get the closet lobstermug.