clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)
- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection
by hazelnutbiscotti April 01, 2018
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Tweaker Cleaning

The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.
I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.
by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020
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Barrel Cleaning

The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.
"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."
by Drakesens1 March 17, 2014
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Cleaning the refridgerator

A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...
by Starkgarean May 14, 2018
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clean papers

Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.
I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?
by IrisGreene April 18, 2017
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cleaning meat

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."
by DBooze February 23, 2016
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