In 500 years time. We will have forgotten about the filth that Mozart and Beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such Nelly, Chingy, Benzino and the almighty 50 CENT (Praise his name foolish mortals)
Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.
Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.
Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.
Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.
Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.
Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.
Old classical music doesn't even have any lyrics let alone swear words! Stay far away from that shit and watch MTV. MTV doesn't play shit like classical or jazz because MTV is god and we must obey it's wisdom.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
Get the New Classicalmug. Did you hear what Joe did?
No. What happened?
He did a classic Dave move, he destroyed his TV while he was gaming.
No. What happened?
He did a classic Dave move, he destroyed his TV while he was gaming.
by Fleinsbach32 September 9, 2022
Get the Classic dave movemug. Also known as the “G Lew Classic” or the “Greg Lewis Special”, this is a challenging gym maneuver that adds to any leg day.
This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.
This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.
Kyle: “Do you have the 25lbs dumbbells?”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”
by LilThookah May 28, 2022
Get the Greg Lewis Classicmug. when a person named "Twig" attempts to make a comedically moment fails and gets make fun of by a small goose. Then it is called out by saying "ANOTHER TWIG CLASSIC."
by THEBIGGATWIGGA October 7, 2023
Get the ANOTHER TWIG CLASSICmug. Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.
Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."
Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"
Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"
Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
Get the Post-modern Classicsmug. The worst school i've been too. They say that they try to 'help' kids with mental illnesses but infact they do nothing. The counselors do the bare minimum or less, and most of the time the teachers don't understand. One of them is quite literally ableist. The school is very LGBTQ+ phobic even tho its full of gay kids. I can't wait to live this hellhole.
by vinnylolz October 1, 2021
Get the Corinth Classical Academymug. a person who loves rock from the 60's and 70's. this person strongly believes that modern music is talentless compared to classic rock.(which is very true).
Prefers rock with deep,diverse guitar driven sound that makes use of scales and many chords rather than than just E string on distortion...or 3 note breakdowns, or repetitive power chords. Classic Rock has proven to be the most talented type of rock and has the musicians to prove it(jimmy page, eric clapton, hendrix,...).
This person will often reject or will have no opinion of any other music that lacks the distinct,aweosme sound that is classic rock.
bands this type of person listens to include:
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Deep Purple
Cream
The Beatles
The Who
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones
person: "hey did u go to the ska show last night"?
classic rock kid: "....are u serious"?
person: "wat u dont like ska"?
classic rock kid: "...." *walks away*
Prefers rock with deep,diverse guitar driven sound that makes use of scales and many chords rather than than just E string on distortion...or 3 note breakdowns, or repetitive power chords. Classic Rock has proven to be the most talented type of rock and has the musicians to prove it(jimmy page, eric clapton, hendrix,...).
This person will often reject or will have no opinion of any other music that lacks the distinct,aweosme sound that is classic rock.
bands this type of person listens to include:
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Deep Purple
Cream
The Beatles
The Who
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones
person: "hey did u go to the ska show last night"?
classic rock kid: "....are u serious"?
person: "wat u dont like ska"?
classic rock kid: "...." *walks away*
by classic rock kid February 22, 2009
Get the classic rock kidmug.