clam face

used when referring to an ugly person, especially when their face resembles a large vagaina.

Man...that fag is such a clam face.

by lattefairy January 29, 2004

Clam nigger

A black person that is not afraid of water.

Damn, did you just see Jamal dive into Nassau Lake? I never met a clam nigger before.

by D-baggie December 20, 2017

Clam Slave

A male who is "whipped" by his female partner.

Bobby: Dude, that guy never wants to hangout with us anymore because of his girlfriend.

Jake: What a clam slave!

by Sliim Shaady xz April 25, 2010

man clam

when you're wearing tight pants, and you kneel down for something, and the seam splits your ballsack creating a man clam

The other day at work, Ray picked up a box of paper and had a giant man clam going.

by cornwreck March 25, 2009

Back Clam

The hole in your butt. Mostly known as your butthole.

I have to go crack my back clam!

by Eagles007 January 18, 2008

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 25, 2008

slam the clam

Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.

Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.

by DasProfezzional May 26, 2005