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Chocolate Donut

This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.
my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.
by donutfetish October 18, 2011
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White Chocolate

white person with a 'black inside'
by Maizy G May 16, 2003
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Chocolate Jizz

When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.

Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?

Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.

Girl: Is it real chocolate?

Guy: Ummmm...yeah.

Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010
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triple chocolate meltdown

the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert
Lafonda looks like a mess after that triple chocolate meltdown.
by Spike & Rhino Co. March 17, 2008
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Chocolate Pizza

When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."
"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."
by oshizzle February 28, 2009
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Chocolate Stink Star

An alternate, affectionate term for a womans asshole.
I poo stabbed her in the chocolate stink star
by Ryan 75 December 24, 2007
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