Chicago

Greatest place in the Midwest. A place where the street gangs are actually home grown unlike New York. No Bloods and Crips here, just Peoples and Folks. There are three sides, North, South, and West. The South Side is divided into Southwest and Southeast depending on the Dan Ryan Expressway. The North Side gets a rep for pussy ass white yuppies. The South Side and West Side is the real city aside from fancy skyscrapers you hear about. Chicago is a place dick ridden by people from Milwaukee, Indiana, Detroit, and most of all downstate. True capital of Illinois, home to the Sears Tower and birthplace of skyscrapers and the tallest buildings in the world.

People in Detroit don't like Chicago, because we actually have something to appeal to tourist. Many wannabe Chicago's in the Midwest, but there's only one.

by Quickdraw January 9, 2005

Chicago Sunroof

The act of defecting through the sunroof of a vehicle.

One little Chicago Sunroof and suddenly I'm Charles Manson? --Jimmy McGill

by Simpkill September 12, 2016

west side chicago

The part of Chicago that gets the least media coverage mostly through television and film, unlike South Side Chicago, the North Side of town and of course, the Loop in downtown for some reason.

Movies on the South Side Chicago: Barbershop parts 1 & 2. Big Shots (a 1987 movie in South Side of town where a boy gets jumped by 2 punks in the beginning of the movie.) Save The Last Dance (2001) where a young ballerina moves in with her dad on, yes, you guessed it, on the South Side. I never see movies that happen on the west side of Chicago. Yes, the west side Chicago is of urban decay, but so is the south side.

by JamilBro August 22, 2007

chicago rosette

When a carpenter is hammering a nail into some wood and the head of his hammer misses the nail and hits the surrounding wood, it makes a small depression there in the shape of the hammer head. That is a Chicago Rosette.

1) Careful on that last piece of oak there boys, we don't want the customer seeing any Chicago Rosettes.

2) Who's the dumbshit who left a Chicago Rosette on that moulding?!

by Don Garb August 1, 2005

chicano time

Two hours later than actual present here-and-now time.

"He still isn't here, I thought we said 2 o'clock?"

"I'm sure he's OK,Chicano time."

by Marija August 23, 2005

Chicago Pound Cake

Repeatedly mashing a fat chicks face into a cake while you fuck her from behind.

"Did you see that fat chick Mike took home last night?"

"Yeah, he was going to make her eat a Chicago Pound Cake."

by Stevovich October 19, 2009

chicago up

The Obama snow-day policy equivalent of "man up." To make all schools in the country as hardcore about not having snow days as the schools in Chicago are. Derived from the comment Barack Obama made about how his daughters' school was cancelled "because of what? a little ice?"

"Dude, there's like 3 inches of snow and we don't have school! What the hell is this?"
"Yeah i know man, our school really needs to Chicago up"

by supajew January 28, 2009