Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

rusty charles

A simple drink made by mixing one part orange juice with three parts beer. Commonly enjoined in Copley Ohio. Normally served with bacon.

Of course I have a boner! I had a Rusty Charles for breakfast.

by True Wizzle April 1, 2015

Major Charles Ingram

CHEATING £1 million winner of Who want to be a millionaire in 2001. After a person in the audience coughed at every option mentioned when it was correct!

During a game.... harry played a barely noticeable foul and tried to continue . Dave noticed the foul and was unsure. Harry's brother Jase defended his brother in this and kept conferring throughout the game. The match went forward. Later harry when questioned on CHEATING denied doing so Dave replied in true sarcasm: "I'm not saying your a Cheat but the name Major Charles Ingram comes to mind." To which the crowd roared with laughter.

by Juan Sheet 82 September 14, 2017

daddy charles

He a hot mother fucker ooojjjwwwwhhhh

"he a hot mother fucker what a daddy Charles"
"Tru day"

by Dreamer boy May 18, 2018

Rolled Charleston Herald

A turd wrapped in toilet paper.

I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.

by Daeders June 15, 2019

Woormy Charles

An enemy found within Spooky's Dollhouse, a DLC for the video game Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.

"Hey, are you playing the new DLC for Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion?"
"Yeah, I just got to the part with the stretched out doll thing."
"Oh, you mean Woormy Charles?"

by Maykr January 22, 2021

The Charleton

A style of dance generally performed by an individual after dark. It is a convulsive full body thrust often accompanied with sweep the floor. If not done right, could cause serious harm to self and others.

Spike: “Hold my beer, it’s time!”.
Jade: “Do you think it’s a bit early? We haven’t even had dessert.”
Spike: “It’s never too early for the Charleton. Form a circle and Stand back”.

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021