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Belleville Henderson Central School 

Belleville is a Small school upstate New York by South Jefferson Highschool. It’s the farming version and much smaller school kinda like lafargevile in a way. The school rubs of really poor but actually has a bunch of money. The school isn’t great either the high up people in staff pay the board for their decisions to go that way, but it’s pretty much antisocial kids, that really loud annoying friend group that talks about trump and guns(all males by the way), k-pop girls, depressed homosexuals, lowkey hoes (most of which are extremely ugly), and the athletic popular kids. Kids like to be edgy and Carry there juul on them all the time and pretend like know one knows when legit the whole school does. One of the last schools to start the whole “vaping” trend but it isn’t as bad as like watertown with the cloud comps in the bathroom. The school is full of stoners aswell everygrade there is at least one stoner, normally a male and if you ask he will probably sell you some The school also has the nickname of the Brownie eaters due to the amount of pot smokers. The staff are pretty useless for the most part aswell, some help and are amazing but the rest are just useless. School lunches are the worst let me tell you bread sticks are good, salad bar, pizza and a few others that are pretty good but the rest don’t bother They also have “safe zones” for gay kids so the school looks good. But trust me most kids who graduate end up staying nearby having kids and continuing the cycle
Person 1: Man, what school do you go to?

Person 2: Belleville Henderson Central School the one with all of the stoners and farmers.

Person 1: oh I know what you’re talking about

house centipede 

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
house centipede by Donkeytron April 24, 2007

Centurylink 

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

Center Square Gay

An overtly effeminate and openly gay man. A reference to Paul Lynde and the square he occupied during the old American game show Hollywood Squares.
That guy isn't just gay, he's center square gay.

Hillbilly central 

Rural lane county and douglas county, oregon
Guy 1: where are you headed these days?
Guy 2: hillbilly central

Guy 1: where?
Guy 2: hillbilly central is rural lane county and douglas county, oregon
Guy 1: makes sense
Hillbilly central by Sumdumho September 12, 2014

The Center of Our Happiness 

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?
In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

Leisure Centre

Rubbing someone's stomach whilst going in through the back door. Some people use massage oil however it is not necessary, just use spit :)
Can I leisure centre you?
Yes pls!
Leisure Centre by CubicAtom April 5, 2023