Capital One

Another name for the exclamation point. "!" is the majuscule or upper case form of the character "1."

Every time I write numbers in my lab reports I use capital one instead of just one. I tried to type one thousand fourhundred three and came up with "!403."

by Shank89 November 20, 2010

human capital

People change. The profit and gain made from the propelling of human capital to benefit yourself.

"She said that my boyfriend should still talk to her, despite the fact that she broke up with him when they dated"
"Oh, the agony, fucking human capital"

"Somalia is suffering"
"Eh, to them, it's human capital"

by Wiggy Wallenstein December 13, 2008

Capitalism

An economic and political system in which a nation's companies are controlled by the super rich rather than the people. Capitalism can be beneficial for producers to innovate in creating new products. Also, consumers can pursue higher-paying jobs to earn more cash to buy more expensive products that they desire the most. Nonetheless, some capitalist countries, such as the USA, Russia, China, Venezuela, and Japan, are being detrimental in the way that they are inflating prices or taxes of products that leads to the downsides of capitalism. Examples are the lack of a Universal Healthcare, below-average minimum wage, micro-transactions in video games, the Student Debt Crisis, increased world hunger, and imperialism in foreign countries to steal resources and to boost economic jobs. Furthermore, if you are born poor at the bottom of the hierarchy, then you are most likely to stay there, unless you get lucky by winning a slot machine at a casino or winning a lottery to get out of the poverty line. To an extreme, capitalism is enslaving workers to their graves in factories without them having enough spare time to be with their family members, but it will ultimately crumble.

As the income gap continues to widen, the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer. In other words, more poor people will suffer and die under capitalism. Capitalism needs to be heavily replaced by democratic socialism to allow poor workers to share and to control the means of production equally, as well as stealing millions or billions of dollars from the super wealthy businessmen to distribute equally among themselves. Therefore, the 1% super wealthy businessmen will no longer be abusive to poor workers' rights and will no longer continue to sit on their lazy asses doing absolutely nothing to contribute to society.

by TheUnknown21 February 19, 2020

capital D

the act of taking a big ronchy shit.

man when does this damn meeting end, ive gotta take a capital D!!!!!

by genious know it all November 6, 2003

capitalismophobia

Being a clever and responsible individual who doesn't want to see society go fuck itself

capitalismophobia:
Oh God... i love humanity, i dont want capitalism fuck all of us.

by philosopher group August 24, 2016

capital letters

not "all caps" just when you use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. it's like being formal but being formal in a no formal conversation is weird. so don't :)

friend 1: "Hey want to go out tonight? I found a nice place. What you think?"

friend 2: "ig it looks nice but why are you talking with capital letters..? it's to formal and weird, go look it up"

by drippyboi11 March 10, 2021

fuck capitalism

A phrase exclaimed by entitled children with the latest iPhones, computers and trendy clothing, who have no idea what capitalism is

Fuck capitalism!! *she posts to tumblr, with the apple iphone 6s her father bought her*

by cheede bungert May 14, 2016