Cancer

An illness that is similar to AIDS: far too profitable to cure.

Dr. Jack: My colleagues and I pretend that we do not know how to cure cancer so we can keep our million dollar homes, fancy boats, and BMW's.

by meg323 July 19, 2010

cancer

n. slang term for cigarrette. short for cancer stick

"ayo gimme a cancer man"

by jim June 24, 2003

canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

by yetti April 7, 2003

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

Canker Snatch

Disease ridden and/or very dirty female genitalia.

I was going down on Longinus and discovered that she has the canker snatch as evidenced by the new sores in my mouth.

by M_Fer February 9, 2009

Cannedberry Juice

The overly bright red, 10%-juice, cranberry juice cocktail served at restaurants and from soda machines.

Dude 1: "My drink tastes funny."

Dude 2: "Next time, get something with real juice instead of cannedberry juice."

by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010