bumpy nickels

When a woman of a rather large size wears tight fitting pants so that one can see every bit of cellulite in her ass through the fibers of lycra that are holding on for their dear sweet lives.

That woman needs to either mix in a salad or a mumu. I can see her bumpy nickels.

by Dork de Jour January 10, 2008

Bumpy Shower

A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.

Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?

Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now

or

Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?

Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.

by Chuck VanDoren September 25, 2012

bumpy pickle

1. When your penis is so covered in genital warts, its no longer able to to identified as a penis.

Wow, did you see Jeff's bumpy pickle!

by BlackDaddy December 3, 2014

bumpy

Why don't we come out of the closet?
Show them what we have found

It has been a bumpy ride
one might even be a little proud?

by Krkič July 19, 2019

Bumpy Sweater Button

A Bumpy Sweater Button is a man with Bumps on his extremely small penis.

That Bumpy Sweater Button has more Bumps on his extremely small penis than I've seen on a filthy warthog.

by Taz the word man April 25, 2019

dat bump

Something you say on a forum when a user "bumps" or posts in a really old thread

*new member posts in a thread from 2004*

DAT BUMP!

by gootipenis July 5, 2010

Dinosaur bump

The small bumps on a guys taint

"Dude I accidentally cut one of my dinosaur bumps while shaving my taint last night" -K.A.L

by wizzahickon June 7, 2013