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Birthday Baked

Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.
Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.

John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.
by CadillacDan July 20, 2011
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McSmack-baked

adjective

1. the highest level of highness one can achieve from smoking marijuana, either a smoker has never been this high before or they know that they can not get any higher

2. at a 10
Jabari: hows that gravity bong hitting?
Imad: I....Am...McSmack-baked
by King Wacky December 31, 2011
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half baked nigga

yo ethan is a half baked nigga

ya man im full nigga cripp
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baked goodz

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009
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Baked

To Kush Connoisseurs, there are two types of weed:
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH

Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED

now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D
dealer: so how was that grandaddy purps i chopped ya yesterday?
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned
by Le Kronic March 26, 2013
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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.
Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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Home Baked Goods

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'
Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.
by SexMuffin October 30, 2004
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