British Guy

Amazingly unattractive gay guys who like to fuck guys and suck their own dick better than any women. They think omen should be in the kitchen but make better sandwich then us.

"This white British guy approached me at the mall and I screamed his name was callum and he looks like a goblin with chlamydia "

by mxni_3 May 24, 2018

british style

The name of any sexual position which involves lots of uncomfortable eye contact, and no smiling.

John: You know that chick I picked up last night?

Bob: The home-schooled girl? What about her.

John: We did it British style...

Bob: Ooof.

by Saielna October 16, 2012

british trumbone

the act of trying to sing a song with a dick down your throat.

she sure was good at the british trumbone

by chower July 4, 2014

British teeth

Horrible teeth owned by the lowest of the low.

Dentist says: damn this guy got British teeth

Patient says: oh shit

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

British

Members of a fictional country who struggle living in the shadow of the irish, expressing their frustration with stabbings and transphobic remarks. They have a queen yet are not bees.

British: "Oi mate, I'm British, where are you-"
Normal person: "please stay away from me"

by søren🗼 January 6, 2022

The British Difference

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.

1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference

by Tommytomtomtom5000000 July 3, 2009

Fat British woman

A fat British woman is an overweight British woman/girl most of the time will date a back African man

Wow that fat British woman is so fat she has her own satellite

by The real pewds April 21, 2019