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Brazilian Piñata

When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.
Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.
by Theoregonslayer2003 January 2, 2020
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Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts
Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025
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brazilian threat

When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.
He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man
by SsneekyY December 16, 2023
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Brazilian chocolate

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.
He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.
by Handle what’s mine December 6, 2017
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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
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Brazilian blower

When a man blows vape vapor into a woman’s ass and she farts it onto his face
by Unknown10273748283 September 29, 2025
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