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Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025
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Intellectual brazilian

metaphorically describes the process of dismantling someone's argument in a debate by addressing each flaw systematically, akin to the painful but meticulous process of a Brazilian wax. It aims to critique a person's position while allowing them to retain some dignity. It's a vivid analogy emphasising the thoroughness of the rebuttal
Despite John knowing better and admitting he got it wrong, he decided to double-down leading to his colleague resorting to a giving him an Intellectual Brazilian by dismantling his entire argument in successive social media posts.
by Drbezphd January 11, 2024
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Brazilian treehopper

The brazilian Treehopper, aka mahoraga bug, aka bugoraga, aka maho insect, first appeared in a Facebook post but then got re-uploaded to TikTok and YT shorts, appearing in edits.

Nerdy definition:
The Brazilian treehopper (Mahoraga) is a species of insect belonging to the treehopper family (Membracidae). It has unusual appendages on its thorax. While Bocydium can be found throughout the world, they are most prevalent in Africa, North and South America, Asia and Australia. They exhibit limited movement, as they failed to adapt to the situation like mahoraga
P1: Hey did you heat about the brazilian treehopper?
P2: You mean the mahoraga bug?
P1: Yes... You have brain rot right?
by Tsk the AI June 22, 2024
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brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel
"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
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Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
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brazilian threat

When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.
He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man
by SsneekyY December 16, 2023
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Brazilian chocolate

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.
He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.
by Handle what’s mine December 6, 2017
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