Secondary Brain

A man's dick, which is primarily used for sex...but also used to make decisions.

"Let's ask your secondary brain!"
"He's a little focused right now..."

by laxplaya101 August 19, 2008

brain kids

Brain kids means sperm count

I dont have many brain kids

by Brexitwasgoodidea August 25, 2017

Brain implant

When you don't have your own mind; use other people ideas, truths, etc

when others think for you

Icky-Picky decided to not think the process through because she relied on her brain implant and it worked successfully.
Brain implants are awesome when you don't want to put in the mental work.

by @tikifaces_ January 27, 2019

Brain Fish

Someone who is really smart but lacks wisdom.

He is a rare species of brain fish, floating around his bowl thinking about important theories but he'll never able to actually apply any of it.

by Peaceful_Idiot April 27, 2011

brain fucking

is: providing one with unclear/wrong/false information about the current situation and/or misstating/misprinting one with actual truth that helps to understand the situation better and to evaluate the outcomes.

purpose: make you wait as long as it possible until the decision is made - usually not to your likable outcome

common for:
1 (anything whatsoever): keeping something on hold but knowing they won't need it or use it.

2 (interpersonal):
a) situations when someone can't make up their silly mind and try to take their time until they finally decide that they don't need you anymore;
b) "just in case"; "plan B"; "fuckable alternative"

leading to: false understanding of situation; irrelevant priorities; wasted time; faded dreams; fucked brain. yes.

1)
- So is John buying a car from you ?
- I dunno really.. he haven't gave me any clear answer yet, but asks to wait for one more month
- Umm.. sounds like brain fucking to me, really.

2)
- He doesn't call me, doesn't want to meet up, but send me sms's that miss me once a week ! I don't understand !
- He's fucking your brain, thats all.

by i.o. January 26, 2007

Brain Rape

1. To make someone visualise something they don't want to - usually disgusting stuff.

2. To get something out of someone's head by intimidation or force.

1. A - Hey my mum and dad were half naked and making out.
B - Eww that's gross - stop brain raping me!

2. I was at a meeting with some clients - they couldn't stop brain raping me for ideas!

by W_DRagon May 4, 2005

brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.

I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.

by waffle August 9, 2003