Brain tickler

A particularly long and thick booger, one with a tail that reaches deep back into the sinuses. Its manual removal produces one of the most exquisite non-orgasmic sensations known to humankind.

I plucked out a real brain tickler and nearly creamed in my pants.

by taxman01 July 8, 2017

brain fetish

When one, usually a male, possesses sexual attraction towards the actual brain of a woman.

Guy 1: Why the fuck are your pants down? What the hell were you watching?
Guy 2: This 20-something-year old getting an EEG .
Guy 1: Poor girl is probably sick from her brain and you're jacking off to it? Fuck man, what do you have a brain fetish or something?

by japanesewind August 11, 2018

The Braden Evasion

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

second brain

the penis

My second brain brought me to this video

by tory borty April 25, 2013

Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.

Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!

by fway September 1, 2013

Stoner's Brain Syndrome

When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.

"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"

"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.

by kpillow. August 21, 2010