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Hot Brad 

when you place your hot, sweaty ballsack on the bald spot on the top of a coworker's head and claim that it's not sexual harassment because there was no penetration
He fell asleep on break so I gave him a Hot Brad.
Hot Brad by md80 December 11, 2018
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pulled a brad 

To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad
Brad: oh shit I forgot my laptop at home again
Everyone: HA! Pulled a Brad!
pulled a brad by smandypants May 24, 2018

Dirty Brad

When a man blows a massive load onto the womens chin and it soaks her tits, and she whips it off with her cheek.
She wiped her tits of f with her cheek after a dirty brad.

no one gives a fuck brad 

The extreme act of no more shits being given. Can be used in any act of lost hope and caring of a situation, especially in the instance of wearing the wrong color sweater on the wrong day.
"You're wearing a pink sweater, and it's Tuesday....

No one gives a fuck Brad."

Lounging Brad 

The act of sitting back and chillin in school. This includes both leaning back in your chair and putting feet up on the desk infront of you and taking off your shoes. There are many different ways to "lounging brad" including the choke hold, the chin knee and the "can you just leave me alone" position. Similar to "debbie downer" and "nervous nelly"
Stop being such a lounging brad and get some homework done
Lounging Brad by Jack Riordan February 23, 2009

The Brad and Chad 

When two “heterosexual” bros stroke each other with compliments, each time making the compliment more awesome than the last.
This is the Brad and Chad.
“Brad, your pink and blue flamingo board shorts are awesome.”
“ No Chad, your yellow boat shoes are way more awesome”
“No Brad, your conk shell necklace is the most awesome of all.”