when you place your hot, sweaty ballsack on the bald spot on the top of a coworker's head and claim that it's not sexual harassment because there was no penetration
To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad
Brad: oh shit I forgot my laptop at home again
Everyone: HA! Pulled a Brad!
The extreme act of no more shits being given. Can be used in any act of lost hope and caring of a situation, especially in the instance of wearing the wrong color sweater on the wrong day.
The act of sitting back and chillin in school. This includes both leaning back in your chair and putting feet up on the desk infront of you and taking off your shoes. There are many different ways to "lounging brad" including the choke hold, the chin knee and the "can you just leave me alone" position. Similar to "debbie downer" and "nervous nelly"
When two “heterosexual” brosstroke each other with compliments, each time making the compliment more awesome than the last.
This is the Brad and Chad.
“Brad, your pink and blue flamingo board shorts are awesome.”
“ No Chad, your yellow boat shoes are way more awesome”
“No Brad, your conk shell necklace is the most awesome of all.”