bouncy bouncer

Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".

Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.

by QuacksO January 21, 2023

Bouncy

Noun - a piece of gristle that is bouncy when bitten into

Gross! I bit into a bouncy in that burger and almost puked.

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Boundaries

OOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOH! I GET IT NOW! He doesn't believe in boundries. That's why he's so obsessed with me!

Hym "Alright, Jordan got accused of being sexually inappropriate with a client BY a client right? His exact words were 'I've never been "sexually INAPPROPRIATE" with a client....' Now, what would constitute a SEXUALLY ETHICAL relationship to a guy who believes that the definition of ETHICAL is 'Voluntary and repeatable.' If he doesn't believe boundaries (and this is just speculation I'm not accusing him of doing it but SHE did) 'Sexually inappropriate' DOESN'T MEAN HE DIDN'T FUCK HER! I THINK SHE TOLD THE TRUTH! But it was 'voluntarily' so it doesn't matter (to Him) that she's a client! She's 'vindictive' because he broke off the affair! 'You said you'd leave your cancer wife for me!' Hahahahaha! He said in his book AND I QUOTE 'Has she been raped by every man she's been with? Probably." Bahahahaha!! EXCEPT HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE GUYS! YOU CAN HEAR THE DISGUST HE HAS FOR HER IN THE TEXT! I BELIEVE HER NOW! I DIDN'T BELIEVE HER AND NOW I DO! OHOHOHOHOHO! This is priceless! HE'S THE KENDRA! HE'S THE RETARD MOLESTER! THAT'S WHY THIS! IT'S HIM! HE DID THE THING! OOHOHO! OOOOOH! I can't believe it. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! He probably paid her off to get her to recant her statement. Where is she? Somebody get her her on camera. I gotta see her. Where? Minions! Go forth! Do the thing! I want to hear it from her!"

by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

Bounty

Hey, I know I keep asking about my score but... What's my bounty? Is it high?

Hym "This has been like this scene from One Piece where some guy threatens Shanks by flashing his bounty poster and then storms out of the bar like... DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!? Do you KNOW to whom you speak!? I'm like a Shanks! What's my bounty? How high is it?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Boundatious

Utterly ridiculous or purely unacceptable beyond someone’s standards; within reality.

“Our coach made us run up the bleachers and then three laps, now that sh*t is just boundatious.”

by NightskynMiyah September 7, 2023

Boundingbox

N. 1.) A, sometimes imaginary, rectangle which surrounds a given area and is only as big as the sum of what its contents (including the distance between them); a container.

"In many graphic-design applications, the selection-tool will create a boundingbox if you've selected multiple elements."
"The boundingbox contains a pasted image."

by KattyTheEnby September 19, 2023

bouncy-Offier

~Bouncy-Offier:……….

{Is The Meaning Of,
Being A Cushion Or The Act Or Action Of Something Or Someone Bouncing Back From Off Of A Cushion Type Of A Subject Like A Spring}………..

~Bouncy-Offier ~

Good Thing That Junk Was Still There, It Was Like A “BOUNCY-OFFIER” Cushion!!

by ~•S•Howard•~ March 30, 2024