barker beauty

A girl who, due to her uncanny resemblance to a canine, invokes barks from passerby's.

"Bark! Bark Bark!"
"that barker beauty was so knarly you could throw her a bone"

by ballsquares November 5, 2009

borked

to have sex with or fuck

andy: i have borked alot of woman in my day
dave: you've borked?

by bad company August 14, 2007

Borken/borked

To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"

1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!

by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 13, 2005

bockenstedt

It’s the hardened piece of feces that has trouble coming out of your anus after a few days of constipation.

Finally got that bockenstedt out of my ass.

by what you talking about May 15, 2009

Borken

Unidentified meat in your meal. May be beef, pork, or chicken, but really could be anything.

"What's the meat in the meat curry?"
"God knows, borken or something."

by Johnny Rod December 22, 2008

Bob Barker

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".

Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??

by Qbert July 10, 2005

boke

v. To ride a bicycle and smoke marijuana at the same time.

From the Eng. "to bike" and "to toke."

We boked all the way to town and then got steak sandwiches. It was most excellent.

by Bam Bam Barry October 20, 2007